Winner: Most Embarrassing product to buy, hands down

This is why they invented "Self-Checkout" lanes. I don't think this could say "Anal Itch" any larger, or more often. At least it's non-staining.

My name is Jeff and I am a MarioKart addict

300 miles of scootering

I just passed the 300 mile mark on my scooter today which means break-
in time is over. They say power and gas mileage starts to improve once
you get it broken in.

300 miles =~$75 in gas money savings!

A full decade of bliss

Today is Leigh Ann and my 10th anniversary. (I feel a little like Jeremy Piven in Grosse Pointe Blank shouting "Ten Years?!?! Ten Years?!?! TEN YEARS!!!") In some ways it has flown by, in other ways it seems like it has just always been. So much has happened in 10 years, and I have learned a lot about marriage and a lot about myself. Through good times and hard times, I wouldn't trade a day of the last ten years. Well... maybe a few days... a solid week tops.